What not to wear... Restaurant Edition.

This article is for those lucky individuals who have the luxury of working in a "laid-back" environment, where jeans and t-shirts aren't distant memories but the daily routine. Now, all you uniform-wearing or theme restaurant employees, even real-life people... some of these fashion "suggestions" go for you too, so listen up!(blog.lib.umn.edu)

I'm no expert but let's be real here, some "unique" pieces of our wardrobes are simply meant to be worn around our minuscule apartments.

It's not you... it's the world.

And that's why, restaurant and normal folk alike, we must leave our midriff-bearing tankinis and t-shirts for the annual 80s party. Only.

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Ripped jeans can be cool. But once you've crossed the line... you've definitely crossed the line:

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Some graphic tees are downright hilarious. Others, should be used as jammies:

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Too much makeup... enough said:

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And remember! Always smile...

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